Hey! I just met you...and there's a kiddush!

This song is inspired by Carly Rae Jepsen (and a little bit by Cookie Monster). Enjoy!

I went to school all my life
Don't ask me how I survived
I'm done and I'm still alive
And now I graduate


I trade my cash for cholent
Pennies and dimes to have meat
I wasn't looking for cheap
b/c I graduate(d)


Cholent will be flowing
While our hunger's growing
And the wind is blowing...?
We'll start this kiddush going, baby!


Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
But there's a kiddush
So sponsor today!
It's hard to fundraise
So please have pity
And there's a kiddush
So sponsor today!


Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
But there's a kiddush
So sponsor today!
Are you graduating
Congratulations!
This week's a kiddush
So sponsor today!




Don't take your time. Make the call.
For cholent for one and all.
Please give us something at all
So we can have some meat


Kiddush this coming Shabbat
You want the food to be hot
We'll all be sad if it's not
Because we want the meat


Cholent will be flowing
While our hunger's growing
And the wind is blowing...?
We'll start this kiddush going, baby!


Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
But there's a kiddush
So sponsor today!
It's hard to fundraise
So please have pity
And there's a kiddush
So sponsor today!


Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
But there's a kiddush
So sponsor today!
Are you graduating
Congratulations!
This week's a kiddush
So sponsor today!


Before you came into the shul,
We had no money.
We miss it so bad.
We miss it so so bad.


Please donate to the shul
So we have money.
And you should know that
We miss it so so bad
(bad bad bad bad bad bad...)


It's hard to fundraise
So please have pity
And there's a kiddush
So sponsor today!


Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
But there's a kiddush
So sponsor today!
Are you graduating
Congratulations!
This week's a kiddush
So sponsor today!


Before you came into the shul,
We had no money.
We miss it so bad.
We miss it so so bad.


Please donate to the shul
So we have money.
And you should know that
So sponsor today!

~ Just to clarify, this Shabbat is our annual "Graduates Kiddush". If you or someone you know graduated from anything, please consider honoring them by sponsoring this week's kiddush.


~ This song is dedicated to Carly Rae Jepsen and Cookie Monster. (Definitely check out the video on Youtube of Cookie Monster singing his version of this song!)
~ If you would like to sponsor the kiddush, please go to www.mtsinaishul.com and click on "Donate" in the top right corner. Or mail a check to the shul (made out to Mount Sinai Jewish Center, and mail to 135 Bennett Ave, NYC, 10040). Either way, write in the memo that it's for the May 4 kiddush.
~ If you would like to help with this kiddush, or future kiddushim, email kiddush@mtsinaishul.com. Thank you!
~ We do ask for $36 minimum sponsorships. Below that is appreciated but will not be announced. More is always appreciated.
~ As always, if you want to be off this list, just let me know. I will take you off right away. I'm really sorry to have bothered you. No hard feelings. Alternatively, you can hit the "delete" button every time and no one ever has to know.