Monday, July 25, 2011

Raise Your Glass!

This song was inspired by Pink and the Maccabeats. Enjoy!

Stand Stand
Cuz at kiddush we stand
I get to write my poems again
A Kiddush Miracle

One plan
Fork in hand
Eat all the cholent I possibly can
A scheme that's so simple

This Shabbat's the next mevarchim
We need money for kiddushim
Who'd've thought a kiddush poem
would make people donate

So pay the shul if you want meat
at the next kiddush
nuggets and hot dogs**
We will never eat never eat
anything but fleish
cuz we love cholent
lots and lots of meat

Won't you come on and come on and
Pay the Shul
Just come on and come on and
Pay the Shul


What if we paid online
Fleishig kiddush every time
What's the deal yo?

Donate now, give us a hand
What part of "Fleish" don'tcha understan'?
Wish you'd just pay out

Shul would fill with celebration
If everyone would make donations
Jubilation for the congregation
Kein Tihiye Lanu

So pay the shul if you want meat
at the next kiddush
nuggets and hot dogs**
We will never eat never eat
anything but fleish
cuz we love cholent
lots and lots of meat

Won't you come on and come on and
Pay the Shul
Just come on and come on and
Pay the Shul

Won't you come on and come on and
Pay the Shul
Just come on and come on and
Pay the Shul


So wake up, come to shul
Help set up. (You know it's cool)***
Don't drink like a fool
And remember (and remember) (and remember)
Throw your garbage out.***

So pay the...
So pay the shul if you want meat
at the next kiddush
nuggets and hot dogs**
We will never eat never eat
anything but fleish
cuz we love cholent
lots and lots of meat

So pay the shul if you want meat
at the next kiddush
nuggets and hot dogs**
We will never eat never eat
anything but fleish
cuz we love cholent
lots and lots of meat

Won't you come on and come on and
Pay the Shul
Just come on and come on and
Pay the Shul

Won't you come on and come on and
Pay the Shul
Just come on and come on and
Pay the Shul

Kiddush!

**We can only get nuggets and hot dogs if we get over $800 but those words fit better with the song. Sorry if it was misleading
***And that is the end of my shameless plug for help setting up and cleaning up the kiddush.

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